1. Soldier set for the stars.


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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...

Tumblr: Delicious food? There.

Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...

Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*

Tumblr: PORN?

Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?

Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?

Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?